Contest: The Border War (Mississippi-vs-Missouri)

I know mine dont count but, All the ugly in Mo. dont hold a candle to the ugly of Wannabe

Hey, let me tell u sumpin… Now, this is the truff.. Ifn I’m liein, I’m diein…

Know a chick that so skinny that if she turns sideways and sticks her tongue out she looks like a zipper.Plus she can tread water in a garden hose.

That ol boy is a half a bubble off plumb

Just can’t hide money .

Wannabe is so ugly his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dogs to play with him .

That was faster than a dress coming off on prom night

Well I’ll be John Brown.

Wannabe…

Wannabe is Lost as Last Years Easter Egg.

Dummern dirt

Well ain’t that just slick as grease in a skillet .

That’s cooler than a white roach

I’ve never seen such a liar. U’d rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth..

WB is ugly as a busted easy out.

Know a dude that is so short every time he cuts wind he gets dust in his eyes.

don’t talk about KDavid that way :Rofl

Winner winner chicken dinner!!!

G is rite!!!:Rofl

Dont know whether to poop or wind his watch

Ur as scared of me as a possum is an axe handle

If somebody asks you why u didnt do somethin you tell them the same reason elephants dont roost in rose bushes