HOLY CRAP-PIE!!
NEWS FLASH - JUST IN
Realizing the success of the President’s “Cash For Clunkers” rebate
program, a major portion of their National Health Care Plan has been
revamped.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed are expected to make
this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week.
I have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named....
"CASH FOR CODGERS"
And it works like this...Couples wishing to access health
care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be
required to turn in one old person.
The amount the government grants them will be fixed
according to a sliding scale.
Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner
the highest amounts.
Special "Bonuses" will be paid for those submitting
codgers in targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons
10 pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of
the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef,
soda, fried foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products,
bacon, Brussels sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies.
All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic
injection. This will insure that they are not
secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in
repair.
Remember you heard it
here first.
CF
